I swear if my daughter ever talked like this...

These crazy assholes do some nutty things on top of this crane in Paris

I have to admit that I've done this before, but minus the cell and all the traffic.

They said his name and showed his face. He and his buddy ought to get arrested by the military police and have the book thrown at them.

A bunch of kids are building a half pipe when on of them asks for a hammer and a buddy tosses it to him knocking him in the head and creating a massive bump.

A southward loaded coal train, operating at 36 mph, entered a siding in non-signal territory and struck cars that were sitting there. As a result of the collision, 26 cars and two locomotives were derailed, both crewmen were injured and damages are estimated to exceed $1,000,000.

These are the people that give alcoholics a bad name.

Kid gets slammed in the head by a playground spring thing.

Running full speed into a green pond is all part of the fun for the turtleman. Watch as he reaches blindly into murky waters infested with snapping turtles in hopes of grabbing the tail end of this sharp beaked beast. The turtleman is a true one of a kind character.

These kids build an obstacle course on their driveway and this dude takes a nasty looking fall trying to beat the record time.

I don't know WTF this guy was thinking...or if he was at all.